Trunk O'Junk
There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.

Joss Whedon (via pounciwontdance)

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mixedmetaphors:

utteranonymity:

Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m sorry you’re going through that. I’m here for you.’ That’s literally all you have to do to make them feel better. Thank you and goodnight.

amen

elvenkingthrandy:

comedycentral:

[@ComedyCentral]

I AM CACKLING
Ignoring your passion is slow suicide. Never ignore what your heart pumps for. Mold your career around your lifestyle not your lifestyle around your career.
(via elauxe)

nefertsukia:

sophieandace:

smart-sherman:

if you like both disney and dreamworks equally and you just want to watch movies without people fighting about it clap your hands

*clap-clap*

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world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

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