Trunk O'Junk
Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

President Barack Obama

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(via barackobama)

makochantachibanana:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

bruh

makochantachibanana:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

bruh

enerjax:

Just in case you didn’t know.. he likes to use his body (*u*)

ophelia-pain:

You ever have those moments where, just out of nowhere, you’re hit with a rock-hard Halloween boner? You are suddenly consumed with desire for pumpkin spice flavored everything, orange and black decorations everywhere you look, skulls, pumpkins, spiderwebs, spooky music, movies like Hocus Pocus and Trick R Treat, stripey stockings on the cheap, weak-ass little fog machines, ect. even though it’s the middle of goddamn June?

evil-bones-mccoy:

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

/screams loudly

freyja-the-lady-of-love:

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

chezamanda:

Iron Man and Captain America Parallels

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WHAT ASSHOLE THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO MAKE THIS?

satan apparently

sealprinceling:

charliebowater:

aplacetolovedogs:

What is it with yoga and pets? Why do the try interrupt us every time we try and do downward dog? Here are some adorable cats and dogs that don’t want to be left out while their humans are doing yoga!

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Soooo cute!

Accurate. I don’t really do yoga but wi do use some when I break for stretches and my dogs are always so excited about it 8l lol this is SOOO cute!

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

lotus